Fings that made me laugh today:
1. The rumour that Laurent Robert wants back to Newcastle. C'est vachement drole.
2. The following examples for ... being one sandwich short of a picknick.. Taken from various English quiz shows. Hence no translation. Would lose some anyway. I'm totally chuffed that 99.95% of all "my" quizzers would have passed these.
Q: Which 'G' was an Indian who was given the title Mahatma? A: Geronimo
Q: What 'H' is a common variety of bean used to make Baked Beans? A: Heinz
Q: Which famous classical composer went deaf? A: Err.. Q: Think of a big dog A: Bach
Q: Which actress was married to Humphrey Bogart, and is the cousin of former Israeli prime minister Shimon Peres? A: Gene Kelly
Q: Which chemical element has the symbol K? A: Kryptonite
Q: Which literary hunchback lived in Notre Dame and fell in love with Esmeralda? A: Oh, er, it rings a bell.. but no, can't think of it.
Q: In the English monarchy, what was the name of the Royal house that succeeded the Tudors? A: Buckingham Palace
Q: What was Hitler's first name? A: Heil
Q: Can you give me an occupation beginning with 'S'? A: Psychiatrist
Q: In Germany, the Burgermeister runs what: the local town hall or the local fast food outlet? A: The local fast food outlet.
Q: What is the capital of Germany? Hamburg
Q: Which English Queen is the cocktail "Bloody Mary" named after? A: Margerita
Q: Who said 'Kiss Me Hardy'? A: Was it Stan Laurel?
Q: In government organizations, what does the letter M stand for in M.I.5 and M.I.6? A: Murder
Q: What G was the complex knot severed by Alexander the Great in the fourth century BC? A: Granny
Q: He was known as the King of the Cowboys. He was Roy who? A: Keane
ROFL. MAO.
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